John was in the emergency room. The ER doctor told him he was going to need immediate surgery to alleviate the problem he had. It was going to be risky, and he needed to have the surgery without delay.
He called his wife, Mary Ann, who was at work, and told her about his situation.
“Honey, I’m sorry I can’t be with you,” she exclaimed. “After work I must run up to the mall where Stoneman’s is having a sale on women’s pants suits. I need a new one because the two pair I have are made with pockets on the jacket, and that makes me look fat.”
He was stunned! He was totally shocked! John didn’t know what to say. He had no idea that pockets on suit jackets made a woman look fat.
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