{"id":2032,"date":"2022-02-28T18:02:41","date_gmt":"2022-03-01T00:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/?p=2032"},"modified":"2022-02-28T18:02:41","modified_gmt":"2022-03-01T00:02:41","slug":"were-wearing-masks-as-much-as-possible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/?p=2032","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re Wearing Masks As Much As Possible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/?attachment_id=113\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-113\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-113\" src=\"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/webeagle2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/webeagle2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/iowappa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/webeagle2.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Why everyone should consider wearing face masks all the time:<\/p>\n<p>Women only need eye makeup<\/p>\n<p>Men don\u2019t need to shave<\/p>\n<p>It will cover up bad breath<\/p>\n<p>You won\u2019t be able to pick your nose<\/p>\n<p>You might not be recognized by a person with whom you don\u2019t want a conversation<\/p>\n<p>It keeps your face warm in cold weather<\/p>\n<p>People will take you seriously when you warn them \u201cyou should not get too close to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Your zits and other blemishes will be hidden<\/p>\n<p>You may look better if a tooth is missing<\/p>\n<p>Cooties and COVID will not fly up your nose<\/p>\n<p>No one will know if you have a cold sore<\/p>\n<p>A mask will prevent anyone from focusing on crusty nose hairs<\/p>\n<p>Chapped lips will be protected from the cold and wind, and will not be exposed to gossips<\/p>\n<p>You can blame masks for having your ears stick out<\/p>\n<p>Someone will not be able to give you an unwanted or surprise kiss<\/p>\n<p>You can show support for your favorite sports team right out front with a mask bearing the team\u2019s logo\/emblem<\/p>\n<p>A pasty complexion is masked \u2013 literally<\/p>\n<p>Prevents frostbite when skiing or sledding in the winter<\/p>\n<p>Masks are generally free at some establishments if you don\u2019t have one<\/p>\n<p>But the most important reason of all \u2013 you will not be subjected to facial recognition programs<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why everyone should consider wearing face masks all the time: Women only need eye makeup Men don\u2019t need to shave It will cover up bad breath You won\u2019t be able to pick your nose You might not be recognized by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/?p=2032\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[951],"class_list":["post-2032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-facemasks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2032"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2033,"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2032\/revisions\/2033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}