After\na few weeks of this hibernation practice propelled by the coronavirus pandemic,\nI decided to take some risks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Last\nweek, I washed my hands a couple times for only nineteen seconds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\nsaw a crowd of nine people, so I walked up to join them. Hey, it\u2019s perfectly legal. Had there been ten, I would have been pushing\nit a little. While in the crowd I\nthought I would have some fun by sneezing and coughing. It wasn\u2019t long before I was standing by\nmyself. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Never\nwas there more fun than bringing my own package of toilet paper to the store\nand placing in it a shopping cart. I\npushed all around the aisles with people staring at me. Some even asked where I found it. I directed them through some doors that said\n\u201cemployees only\u201d and told them it was in a truck on the loading dock. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve\nalso sawed off a six-foot one by one piece of wood and marked foot increments\non it. I carry it out in front of me and\nswing it by my side to keep everyone six feet away. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Actually,\nyou should know by now that this is an April Fools message. Please, do not try this at home without adult\nsupervision. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
After a few weeks of this hibernation practice propelled by the coronavirus pandemic, I decided to take some risks. Last week, I washed my hands a couple times for only nineteen seconds. I saw a crowd of nine people, so … Continue reading