{"id":1588,"date":"2019-03-20T20:32:25","date_gmt":"2019-03-21T01:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/?p=1588"},"modified":"2019-03-20T20:47:18","modified_gmt":"2019-03-21T01:47:18","slug":"thank-you-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iowappa.com\/?p=1588","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Thank you, sir&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vail is a small community in west-central Iowa. It\u2019s also a ski resort in Colorado. But I grew up in the Iowa version. One thing both communities have in common is a swimming pool. However, Vail, Colorado has ten times more residents than Vail, Iowa.<\/p>\n<p>Vail, Iowa, has a population of about 430 residents, mostly Irish-Catholic, but with a few people of Protestant-English origin and a handful of folks from German descent. It has maintained a community swimming pool since sometime in the 1960s. It is not owned by the city, but rather an association of interested parents and other residents.<\/p>\n<p>Prior to the establishment of the Vail Community Swimming Pool Association, and the creation of the swimming pool, children in Vail had to make their way to nearby Denison to swim in that city\u2019s municipal pool, or take their chances swimming in Tracy\u2019s pond about a mile out of town. We often had to share the pond with cattle. You can imagine which facility we favored. So every chance we got we tried to catch a ride to Denison.<\/p>\n<p>Often, many of us boys would wait downtown to see if Tracy North was going to stop for coffee at the local caf\u00e9 before going to the Denison Sale Barn. He may not stop for coffee, but he was a weekly regular at the Sale Barn. He did, as you might suspect, own the pond and just about 50% of all other real estate in town and west of town. Everyone knew Tracy. It was never evident that he knew anyone. But Tracy was a kind-hearted man, and was always good for a free ride.<\/p>\n<p>On one particular Saturday morning, a small group of Vail boys, me included, asked Tracy for a ride to Denison. Without saying something like, \u201cis it okay with your parents?\u201d or a question of other concern, he would smile and say: \u201cSure! Get in the car!\u201d And roughly 6 to 10 young boys would scramble in, trying to be the one that sat by the window. He always had an adult male passenger in front who rode with him to watch the sales of cattle, hay, straw, hens, and other farm implements and livestock. I can\u2019t remember who it was on this nice sunny Saturday morning; it doesn\u2019t make any difference, that adult got the shotgun seat.<\/p>\n<p>With the back seat filled with half-naked boys clad only in swim trunks and a towel, off we sped to Denison. The small boys sat on the laps of the larger ones. This was in the day before seat belts (or, safety belts as we called \u2018em back then) were required. I can\u2019t recall who was all in Tracy\u2019s Cadillac that morning, but I can safely say that besides me, there was at least one Malloy boy and a McCoid boy.<\/p>\n<p>We were almost to Denison on Highway 30 when a few of us began telling Tracy that there was a Highway Patrolman behind us with his lights flashing. \u201cI think he wants you to pull over on the shoulder, Tracy.\u201d Someone would say. Tracy smiled and kept driving. After about a mile, Tracy finally pulled over.<\/p>\n<p>The patrolman walked up to Tracy\u2019s window and asked, \u201cSir, did you know you were speeding?\u201d Tracy said, \u201cNo, sir.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t know that.\u00a0 Thank you.\u201d He rolled the window up as he drove off leaving the trooper standing alone along the shoulder of the road.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m going to bet fifty-cents that one of us kids yelled, \u201cHoly shit!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The trooper never chased us down. We arrived at the pool safely, and we talked about it for days (years later, too).<\/p>\n<p>We never worried about how to get home. Someone\u2019s mom would grudgingly accept a collect call and come get us. 90% of the time it was Kate Malloy. She was the nice mother who didn\u2019t cuss us out. When my mom would yell at us Ryan boys for riding to Denison without telling her, we would suggest that maybe we should just walk out to Tracy\u2019s pond. 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